Wrecks of Plenty
According to Wikipedia, the cornucopia - or "horn of plenty" - is typically a hollow, horn-shaped wicker basket filled with various kinds of festive fruit and vegetables.
According to Wreckerators, this is a cornucopia:
Where "festive fruit and vegetables" = "neon holographic plastic flotsam bits."
And this:
"Is that a vomiting tornado in your cart, or are you just sorry to see me?"
How many tiny Gandalfs had to die for this cookie cornucopia cake, huh? HOW MANY??
Fortunately, some of you knew better than to order a cornucopia cake. You ordered one of these lovely turkey ice cream cakes, instead:
Heh.
Oh, I'm sorry, do you still have an appetite? Here, let me help you with that:
Just think, "Charred and slimey." Thaaat oughta do it.
"Goble Goble,"
But only one. Times are tough these days.
A very special "thank" to Diana T., Pam M., Sarah H., Tracy B., Sarah B., Linda S., & Emily G. (You guys will have to share.)
According to Wreckerators, this is a cornucopia:
Where "festive fruit and vegetables" = "neon holographic plastic flotsam bits."And this:
"Is that a vomiting tornado in your cart, or are you just sorry to see me?"I refuse to believe this next one is anything other than a pile of tiny Wizard hats:
How many tiny Gandalfs had to die for this cookie cornucopia cake, huh? HOW MANY??
So at least you have that to look forward to.
Heh. Aheh.
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Heh. Aheh.
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Heh.Oh, I'm sorry, do you still have an appetite? Here, let me help you with that:
Just think, "Charred and slimey." Thaaat oughta do it.So in conclusion, tomorrow, remember to:
"Goble Goble,"and:
But only one. Times are tough these days.A very special "thank" to Diana T., Pam M., Sarah H., Tracy B., Sarah B., Linda S., & Emily G. (You guys will have to share.)
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