Golden Arch Enemies
Did you hear that San Francisco recently passed a law saying McDonald's can't give out toys in their Happy Meals? Yep. Apparently they don't think we should entice children to eat food that is bad for them by offering little toys as rewards.
And really, they have an excellent point: you *shouldn't* reward kids for eating junk with little toys.
BWAH-HA-HAAA!!!
Ahem.
Or, as the label calls them, a "tiara."
Next you up the ante with two or three action figures...
...or nine or ten.
Then you start adding custom carrying cases for the action figures...
And big dollhouses for them to live in...
Until finally, the toy is so large, so complex, that it's impossible to tell where the Happy Meal ends and the toy begins!
And we can't have that, now, can we?
(Yes, there's cake in there. Really.)
And really, they have an excellent point: you *shouldn't* reward kids for eating junk with little toys.
You should reward kids for eating junk with really, really BIG toys!!
BWAH-HA-HAAA!!!Ahem.
No, seriously, let's consider the slippery slope here, shall we? First you start with an innocent pair of sunglasses:
Or, as the label calls them, a "tiara."Next you up the ante with two or three action figures...
...or nine or ten.Then you start adding custom carrying cases for the action figures...
And big dollhouses for them to live in...
Until finally, the toy is so large, so complex, that it's impossible to tell where the Happy Meal ends and the toy begins!
And we can't have that, now, can we?(Yes, there's cake in there. Really.)
Lauren W., Tracy C., Jennifer D., Nicole B., Brianna R., Veronica L., & Rachel A., I'm holding out for the Star Trek: The Original Series phaser and tricorder cupcake pack. That's gonna be AWESOME.
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