Totally Stuffed
Alright, turkeys, ya fat blobs of fowl: ASSUME THE POSITION!
No, no, you're all too stiff! Look alive, now - get those legs out! Spread eagle!
Good, now, hold it - hooold it...
Aaaaand...breathe.
Good work.
Well, except for you, Tom:
Good, now, hold it - hooold it...Aaaaand...breathe.
Good work.
Well, except for you, Tom:
Seriously, Tom, we have got to work on those legs.Ok, now that we're all warmed up, let's get right to today's topic: "purging" your "stuffing."
My friends, this is not the answer.
Neither are explosive clean-outs:
Look, we all know these displays are distasteful, so let's stop the cycle of shame!
To this:
(He assures us it's an improvement.)Thanks to Libbie M., Beth G., Stevi A., Maida S., Gina B., Corie I., & Rebecca, who are convinced the Ackbar turkey is a trap.
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