The "Year" of the "Grad"
The Grad Wreckage is still pouring in, and here I'm rapidly running out of snappy titles. Drat.
In higher education, time loses all meaning.
See? Even the footstool-wearing stomach-cloud knows "that".
Talk about a repeat-offender: we've got you on 19 counts right here, Wreckerator!
And one more for you "unnecessary" quotation marks fans:
Congrats "class" of "09"?
And speaking of hard-to-read cakes, there oughta be a law against squiggles that look like words:
Elle? Ollie? Edie? Why does the confetti look like writing, and the diploma scroll look like a Seuss hat? Especially when everyone knows you're supposed to make them look like Swiss Rolls, like this?
(Wreckerators, some day you and I need to have a chat about curly ribbon.)
And you thought your senior prom was awkward.
David R., Anony, Judi I., Jenny T., Kristin L., Sarah F., & Steph H., way to "go"!
- Related Wreckage: And They Say Customer Service is Dead
In higher education, time loses all meaning.
See? Even the footstool-wearing stomach-cloud knows "that".
Talk about a repeat-offender: we've got you on 19 counts right here, Wreckerator!And one more for you "unnecessary" quotation marks fans:
Congrats "class" of "09"?Looks like someone couldn't take the quotation mark abuse anymore and decided to teach that cake a lesson. It kind of worked, too; it's much harder to notice the quotes now.
And speaking of hard-to-read cakes, there oughta be a law against squiggles that look like words:
Elle? Ollie? Edie? Why does the confetti look like writing, and the diploma scroll look like a Seuss hat? Especially when everyone knows you're supposed to make them look like Swiss Rolls, like this?
(Wreckerators, some day you and I need to have a chat about curly ribbon.)
And you thought your senior prom was awkward.- Related Wreckage: And They Say Customer Service is Dead
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