A Cake Wrecks Salute
Today we salute you, Mr. or Mrs. Patriotic Cake Wreckerator.
[singing] "Mr. or Mrs. Patriotic Cake WreckoRAAATor!"
Yes, in a sea of national complacency, you are the one shining beacon of truth, justice, and proper icing depictions of the American flag:
"Hey, Betsy Ross would be pro-oud!"
And when it comes to the star placement on those flags. you don't let petty things like "perspective" or "scale" get in your way:
"Ooooh, I think you need a few mo-ore!"
Yes, no other cake decorator loves this country quite the way you do, or has our sacred borders drawn on their hearts in quite the same way:
"At least you got Florida!"
"Mr. or Mrs. Patriotic Cake Wreckeraaaaa-tor!"
[singing] "Mr. or Mrs. Patriotic Cake WreckoRAAATor!"
Yes, in a sea of national complacency, you are the one shining beacon of truth, justice, and proper icing depictions of the American flag:
"Hey, Betsy Ross would be pro-oud!"And when it comes to the star placement on those flags. you don't let petty things like "perspective" or "scale" get in your way:
"Ooooh, I think you need a few mo-ore!"Yes, no other cake decorator loves this country quite the way you do, or has our sacred borders drawn on their hearts in quite the same way:
"At least you got Florida!"So here's to you, Faithful Fan of the Frosted Flag. Because without you, tinsel and airbrushing and cliched eagle photos would never end up on Cake Wrecks, where we all know they belong:
"Mr. or Mrs. Patriotic Cake Wreckeraaaaa-tor!"Thanks to Wreckporters Danae H., Kate B., Scott W., & Emily J., who are clearly more patriotic than you are.
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