Celebrating the "Yes" with a bunch of "No"s
There are usually a lot of weddings in June, so I know you're getting sick of all those perfectly lovely wedding and engagement cakes by now, aren't you? [patting your hand] Well don't you worry, dear; that's what I'm here for.
First, fellas, take note: This is NOT how you do it.
Once the engagement is set, some couples like to celebrate by getting something big, shiny, and misspelled:
While others like adopting fun new aliases...
Some couples like to keep the guests guessing:
Or freaking out the family with something that looks like it should come with a ransom note:
First, fellas, take note: This is NOT how you do it.
"So I was picking up some salami, right? And I see this cupcake thing. Anyway, long story short, I figure, hey, it's cheaper than a real one, and I could go for some nosh right now anyway..."
Once the engagement is set, some couples like to celebrate by getting something big, shiny, and misspelled:
While others like adopting fun new aliases...
Some couples like to keep the guests guessing:
Or freaking out the family with something that looks like it should come with a ransom note:
Aaaeeeeiii!!
"Pay up, Bub, or your fiance loses her other hand."
"Pay up, Bub, or your fiance loses her other hand."
Hey, Paula T., Anony, Veronica, Amanda G., & Anony 2, [pointing with two fingers] engage.
(I've always wanted to do that.)
- Related Wreckage: Hey Nurse, Slip Me Some Tongue!
(I've always wanted to do that.)
- Related Wreckage: Hey Nurse, Slip Me Some Tongue!
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