Maybe We Should Stick with "Good Job"
Graduation season is upon us, and with it comes the irony of those who cannot spell congratulating those who have (hopefully) learned to do so. In writing.
I suppose it would be easier if "graduation" and "congratulations" didn't sound so much alike. As it is, we end up with a lot of Franken-style mash-ups:
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Putting a "d" in "congratulations" is now so common that I've had folks tell me it's a new word created specifically for congratulating graduates. [burying face in hands] *sob*
Admit it: Now you want to see a cake that says "Congradulations Gratuates" as much as I do. Well, I don't have one. (Yet.) But I do have some more fun manglings:
"Congratutahons, Sus & Robert!"
The "End of the Road!":
(Complete with a truly epic grad cap - wow.)
And of course the classic "Letter Switcheroo":
Actually, this is a Switcheroo combined with "Something's Missing", since there's no "e". And while "Gradutas" does sound like something from Taco Bell, it kinda has a nice ring to it, don't you think?
Some decorators successfully navigate the "congratulations/graduation" minefield only to stumble right on the home stretch:
That's quite the stumble though. "Comminsoning?"
(It was supposed to be "commissioning".)
Then there's this...thing:
Anony, Donna, Sue M., Ila P., Sarah L., Jessica R., Christine H., & Rosalie C., congratutahons! You've gratulated from Wreckporter school!
I suppose it would be easier if "graduation" and "congratulations" didn't sound so much alike. As it is, we end up with a lot of Franken-style mash-ups:
+.+lw+.+congradulations+copy.jpg)
Putting a "d" in "congratulations" is now so common that I've had folks tell me it's a new word created specifically for congratulating graduates. [burying face in hands] *sob*
Admit it: Now you want to see a cake that says "Congradulations Gratuates" as much as I do. Well, I don't have one. (Yet.) But I do have some more fun manglings:
"Congratutahons, Sus & Robert!"What's that? Her name isn't "Sus"? Meh. So Sue me.
After a while you start to see the same mistakes over and over again. There's the "Something's Missing...":
After a while you start to see the same mistakes over and over again. There's the "Something's Missing...":
The "End of the Road!":
(Complete with a truly epic grad cap - wow.)And of course the classic "Letter Switcheroo":
Actually, this is a Switcheroo combined with "Something's Missing", since there's no "e". And while "Gradutas" does sound like something from Taco Bell, it kinda has a nice ring to it, don't you think? Some decorators successfully navigate the "congratulations/graduation" minefield only to stumble right on the home stretch:
That's quite the stumble though. "Comminsoning?"(It was supposed to be "commissioning".)
Then there's this...thing:
CCCs with "s"s that look like "g"s, gratuitous ellipses, and sloppy icing piled higher than the cupcakes themselves have no "honor". Only "honers".
Anony, Donna, Sue M., Ila P., Sarah L., Jessica R., Christine H., & Rosalie C., congratutahons! You've gratulated from Wreckporter school!
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