What Would Your Mother Say?
Because brunch isn't over 'til Mom asks, "What's that supposed to mean?"
Hideous butterfly cake: $9.99Download of Christina Aguilera's single, "Beautiful": $1.29
Convincing mom you weren't being sarcastic: Dinner at Red Lobster and three years of guilt.
So which is it? "I'm Love you Mom," or "I'm Love Mom?"DANGIT, MAN, WE NEED TO KNOW.
I like to think this one was inspired by Isaac Asimov:
The first law of moms: A mom may not injure her child or, through inaction, allow her child to come to harm. No matter how many times said child asks to go to the bathroom.(And if you got that joke, you may now award yourself 15 geek points.)
Like they always say, "If Mather ain't happy, ain't NOBODY happy."
Bringing all of her concentration and communication skills to bear, Jean was finally able to place the apostrophe correctly.So, hey, that's something.
One thing you can always count on: moms will always love their kid's artwork. Always.
Ok, so maybe this one could use a few more plastic butterflies.
The string is to remind you of your proctologist's appointment later this week.'Cuz, hey, even #1 Moms have to go #2!
Thanks to wreckporters Jody G., Meg G., Adriel H., Suzanna P., Laura H., & Anony M., who think that last cake is a real nail-biter.
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