Flagging Enthusiasm
For reasons so obvious I won't even bother trying to explain them, Memorial Day has come to be synonymous with one thing and one thing only.
(Wait. There's also the furniture sales.)
Ok, two things and two things only.
Furniture sales, and this:
Just to clarify, I'm talking about grilling, not fecally suggestive icing puddles.
Yep, all over the country people are celebrating our military heroes by consuming good old-fashioned American hamburgers...
Flattened and with mayo on top, the way our founding fathers intended.
You can tell it's a hot dog because it clearly says, "Hat Dog."
I'm going with "flaming Doritos."
Of course, bakeries know there's more to this holiday than food that looks like the other food you'll be eating today. That's why they also offer more "patriotic" designs; to stress the importance of remembering and honoring the sacrifices of our military.
It's just about dignity. You know?
Especially when you write "USA" on the flag so people know what country they're in.
Well, however you choose to celebrate it, may you have a wonderful Memorial Day. And remember: always show pride in your country by letting your freak flag fly.
Unless you'd rather eat it, of course.
Whichever you choose, just get rid of it. [shudder]
(Wait. There's also the furniture sales.)
Ok, two things and two things only.
Furniture sales, and this:
Just to clarify, I'm talking about grilling, not fecally suggestive icing puddles.Yep, all over the country people are celebrating our military heroes by consuming good old-fashioned American hamburgers...
Flattened and with mayo on top, the way our founding fathers intended.Hot dogs...
You can tell it's a hot dog because it clearly says, "Hat Dog."...and, of course, whatever these are:
I'm going with "flaming Doritos."Of course, bakeries know there's more to this holiday than food that looks like the other food you'll be eating today. That's why they also offer more "patriotic" designs; to stress the importance of remembering and honoring the sacrifices of our military.
It's just about dignity. You know?Or how about a duck? A duck is totally patriotic:
Especially when you write "USA" on the flag so people know what country they're in.Well, however you choose to celebrate it, may you have a wonderful Memorial Day. And remember: always show pride in your country by letting your freak flag fly.
Unless you'd rather eat it, of course.Whichever you choose, just get rid of it. [shudder]
Thanks to wreckporters Chris W., Olivia I., Ashley P., Ashleigh G., Sarah B., Jessi J., & Heather M. for the grilling.
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