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Sometimes you want your cake to match your party invitations. Hey, no biggie, right? I mean, bakers do this all the time! So, just bring in the invite...
(Photo removed at the request of the baker. Please enjoy this lovely picture of Epcot)
Mmmm. Magic.
And you must admit: no body makes it better.
Or say you have a specific item you want replicated in cake.
You know, like a camcorder.
(Really?)
(Oh. Ok. Really.)
Well, no problem. They can do that, too!
That's one for the record books.
And with all the company picnics out there, you know bakers can freehand logos like nobody's business:
See? Just like nobody's business!
It's all in the airbrush.
Enough business, though. What do you say we loosen things up with something a little... sexy?
Mrow.
Uh...
Well, on the bright side, at least the baker was generous with the serving sizes!
Thanks to Anony M., Hannah I., Emily C., Bridey, & another Anony. And hey, you know what they say! "A moment with these hips on your lips, and your hips...I mean, your LIPS...no. Wait. Look. There's an old saying in Tennessee. Or was it Taiwan? Anyway. Fool me once, shame on..uh...look, you can't get fooled again, is what I'm saying. Sooo. Yeah.
[dramatic eyebrow lift]
Strategery.
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(Photo removed at the request of the baker. Please enjoy this lovely picture of Epcot)Mmmm. Magic.
And you must admit: no body makes it better.
Or say you have a specific item you want replicated in cake.
You know, like a camcorder.
(Really?)
(Oh. Ok. Really.)Well, no problem. They can do that, too!
That's one for the record books.And with all the company picnics out there, you know bakers can freehand logos like nobody's business:
See? Just like nobody's business!Or how about trying an entire building?
It's all in the airbrush.Enough business, though. What do you say we loosen things up with something a little... sexy?
Mrow.
Uh...Well, on the bright side, at least the baker was generous with the serving sizes!
Because anything less would have been a waist.
Thanks to Anony M., Hannah I., Emily C., Bridey, & another Anony. And hey, you know what they say! "A moment with these hips on your lips, and your hips...I mean, your LIPS...no. Wait. Look. There's an old saying in Tennessee. Or was it Taiwan? Anyway. Fool me once, shame on..uh...look, you can't get fooled again, is what I'm saying. Sooo. Yeah.
[dramatic eyebrow lift]
Strategery.
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