Giving Wrecks a Bad Name
Parents, if you don't want to risk bruised feelings on their birthdays, I suggest you NOT name any of your children "Cubby":
("Why, I declare, I didn't know it was the Colonel's birthday!")
(Got milk?)
I rest my case.
Thanks to wreckporters Laura R., Lacey C., Trisha A., Brian C., Kirsten H., Kelly N., & Erica for the name-calling.
Or "Angus":
("Why, I declare, I didn't know it was the Colonel's birthday!")Or "Ritchie":
And don't even *think* about "Bobby":
(Got milk?)Or, heaven forbid, "Trudi":
And while you're at it, you'd better avoid pet names like "honey bunny," too:
In fact, maybe you should just leave names off your cakes all together. That way, nothing can go wrong.
I rest my case.Thanks to wreckporters Laura R., Lacey C., Trisha A., Brian C., Kirsten H., Kelly N., & Erica for the name-calling.
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