Watch Your Step
George: "Clarence..." [clutching stomach] "I still don't feel so good."
George: [groaning] "I don't know! It was just all so good! "
Clarence: "You should have stopped after that bowl of nuts. Or the box of raisins. And I wasn't going to say anything, but that third martini wasn't the smartest thing, either. "
George: [whimper]
Clarence: "And then you just had to go for that bowl of maraschino cherries, didn't you?"
George: "Sorry."
Clarence: "Yes, well, that's all fine and good, but who's going to clean this up?
"'Cuz I don't need the wings that bad."
CCC Day #6
Clarence: "Well I told you to be careful. I mean, what were you thinking?"
George: [groaning] "I don't know! It was just all so good! "
Clarence: "You should have stopped after that bowl of nuts. Or the box of raisins. And I wasn't going to say anything, but that third martini wasn't the smartest thing, either. "
George: [whimper]
Clarence: "And then you just had to go for that bowl of maraschino cherries, didn't you?"
George: "Sorry."
Clarence: "Yes, well, that's all fine and good, but who's going to clean this up?
"'Cuz I don't need the wings that bad."Thanks, Anyaa D. You enjoy that fruitcake, now.
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CCC Day #6
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