Free Throws
A while back one of our readers suggested a fun activity for the next book tour: set up plain frosted cakes, and let contestants hurl various bits of candy, flotsam, and ribbon at said cakes. Whichever looks "best" wins.
Unfortunately, I think some wreckerators out there took this as career advice.
And believe me: there are no winners here.
Wow. I didn't know you could get that kind of distance out of mini marshmallows.You know what they always say about edible splatter paint!:
Nothing, actually. They're all too busy trying to avoid the pieces with the poo-colored jelly beans.Here's one that made use of the drop method:
Most of it even landed on the cake!Of course, when you're lobbing across such great distances, some breakage is to be expected:
Boops.You can see that a lot of throwing went into this one:
(Psst. Throwing up counts, right?)Hang on a sec, something's wrong.
This one's making me hungry:
This one's making me hungry:
Mmmm.Curse you, Wreckerators, and your nefarious mind-washing piles of whipped cream and berry goodness!
[holding head] We're too late! AAHHHH!!(The 'kill it' caption was added by Serious Eats, btw, which has a hilarious episode recap here. I wonder where they might have gotten their inspiration, hmmm? :D)
Thanks to Jill N., Ashlee M., Cassie G., Julie V., Kimberly B., & Elizabeth L., who all get to be first in line come book-tour-throwing time.
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Oh-So-Ugly
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