A Harry Situation
My friends, today marks a tragic milestone for Harry Potter fans.
It's the day I feature more Harry Potter wrecks.
Ten points from Bakingdor!
And you're to stay after class and chop up every single High School Musical cellphone deco kit.
'Cuz I hate those things.
Here's a positively dizzying array of wreck:
See that photo of the little girl under the cake? She's wearing the same expression I had when *I* first saw this cake: confused, disappointed, and slightly nauseated.
I'll give you a hint on this next one:
It's a golden snitch.
To be fair, maybe it's supposed to be the one Harry spit out.
I'm sorry, but I have to bring back two old favorites:
Ten points from Bakingdor!And you're to stay after class and chop up every single High School Musical cellphone deco kit.
'Cuz I hate those things.
Here's a positively dizzying array of wreck:
See that photo of the little girl under the cake? She's wearing the same expression I had when *I* first saw this cake: confused, disappointed, and slightly nauseated.I'll give you a hint on this next one:
It's a golden snitch.
To be fair, maybe it's supposed to be the one Harry spit out.I'm sorry, but I have to bring back two old favorites:
Eat your heart out, Daniel Radcliffe.Or maybe just your unfortunately rendered underbite.
Don't you hate it when your Quidditch cakes turns into Harry Potter and the Deathly Gallows?
Tsk, tsk. Such a noose-ance.EVERYONE REMAIN CALM.
This is not Hedwig:
It's Ron's owl, Pigwidgeon.Who is a total square.
And finally, while I know not everyone out there loves Harry Potter as much as I do, at least we can all agree on one thing:
There is about to be some SERIOUS nerd rage going on in here.Thanks to Emily R., Jackie N., Char M., Rebecca J., Erin M., Jesse D., & Michelle M., who think Team Lupin vs Team Snape would work. You know, because of Snape's sparkling personality.
Categories:
Beyond Bizarre,
Missed Marks
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