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Remember when I used to rail against the cannibalistic indignity that is the baby butt cake?
Hm. Given those "legs" and the hastily edited "Baby," you have to wonder what the baker thought s/he was making.
After all, bakers don't always have the firmest grasp on the whole "edible butt" concept.
For example, "broken legs shoved under a table" isn't quite what we're going for here:
Ow.
Also watch out for TLS - teeny leg syndrome.
And while you're at it, parents, maybe wait 'til your baby is a little older before dousing her lower half with self-tanner:
I mean, c'mon, the cheeky little devil is barely half-grown!
'Course, sometimes a butt cake is more than just a butt cake.:
Sometimes it's a Toddler Torso cake.
Or, if you're lucky, sometimes it's a snaggle-toothed-monster-popping-through-a-sheet-cake-and-about-to-eat-a-rose cake:
Don't even try to tell me you don't see it.
And finally, for those of you who, like me, think the idea of ingesting a cake shaped like the poop-factory end of an infant is kind of disturbing, just remember:
...it sure beats getting a head.
Thanks to Maria S., Deidre P., Aubrey A., Anony M., Renee W., Roman S., & Debra for cracking us up today.
Ah, those were some good times.
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Let's do that again!
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Let's do that again!
Hm. Given those "legs" and the hastily edited "Baby," you have to wonder what the baker thought s/he was making.After all, bakers don't always have the firmest grasp on the whole "edible butt" concept.
For example, "broken legs shoved under a table" isn't quite what we're going for here:
Ow.Parents, don't let childhood obesity get the upper butt on you:
Also watch out for TLS - teeny leg syndrome.And while you're at it, parents, maybe wait 'til your baby is a little older before dousing her lower half with self-tanner:
I mean, c'mon, the cheeky little devil is barely half-grown!'Course, sometimes a butt cake is more than just a butt cake.:
Sometimes it's a Toddler Torso cake.Or, if you're lucky, sometimes it's a snaggle-toothed-monster-popping-through-a-sheet-cake-and-about-to-eat-a-rose cake:
Don't even try to tell me you don't see it.And finally, for those of you who, like me, think the idea of ingesting a cake shaped like the poop-factory end of an infant is kind of disturbing, just remember:
...it sure beats getting a head.Thanks to Maria S., Deidre P., Aubrey A., Anony M., Renee W., Roman S., & Debra for cracking us up today.
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