To Bee Or Not To Bee
As we get closer to Valentine's day, the amount of animal puns on pastry increase exponentially. "I love ewe," "Can't bear to live without you," etc, etc.
The only problem is, many bakers don't understand puns. So, I've assembled this handy primer to help them out.
And also so we can laugh at them.
But that goes without saying.
Alright, bakers, today we're going to cover the most basic Valentine's pun there is: "Bee Mine." The trick here is to write "Bee Mine" and accompany it with a bee. Got that? Good.
No, no; see, you got the bees right, but your "be" needs another "e," you see?
Try again.
Good, good, but let's try to get the bee back in there, ok?
*sigh*
No.
[massaging temples]
No.
That's just a dead bee.
What the...? What does that even mean? NO!
Now you're just screwing with me.
Fine. I'll take it.
The only problem is, many bakers don't understand puns. So, I've assembled this handy primer to help them out.
And also so we can laugh at them.
But that goes without saying.
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Alright, bakers, today we're going to cover the most basic Valentine's pun there is: "Bee Mine." The trick here is to write "Bee Mine" and accompany it with a bee. Got that? Good.
Now you try.
No, no; see, you got the bees right, but your "be" needs another "e," you see?Try again.
Good, good, but let's try to get the bee back in there, ok?
*sigh*No.
[massaging temples]No.
That's just a dead bee.
What the...? What does that even mean? NO!
Now you're just screwing with me.
Fine. I'll take it.Thanks to Katie G., Saera D., Megan I., Sarah Beth J., Sarah M., Eleanor S., Courtney A., & Laura A., who think some-bunny made that doggone foxy bee a little too hare-raising.
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