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Here in America...[dramatic pause]...we believe in... patriotism! Integrity! Courage!

We believe that Old Glory should cover not only our hearts...

...but our stomachs as well.


[swelling music]

We believe that education and patriotic sprinkles are the bedrock of our society:

But mostly the sprinkles.


[music swelling further]

America!

We believe that the size of our cupcakes should not be defined by the size of our cups...

...but by the size of our ovens.


We believe that even our bread pudding...

...should be frosted. Patriotically.


Here in America, we believe that no cupcake is complete...

...until it is deep-fried.

Aw yeeeah.

[music swelling further]

America!!

Where even our drizzle is patriotic:


And our monkeys...

...wear American kimonos.

Because we believe that monkey cakes wearing American kimonos is what America is all about.

America!!!!

[music now fully swollen]

And my friends, let us never forget, when it comes to American pride...

...we know how to rock it.


AMERICA!!!!