Decorating in the Meantime
This is why you never dine alone at fancy restaurants:
"I told you: my date is just really, really late! And who asked you, anyway?"
And this is why the Regional Transport Authority should always spell out their name:
I'm sure it's a pet name.
There's a fitness center in Dallas with the tag line, "Redefining the Fitness Experience." Something tells me the baker they hired for their anniversary cake didn't quite agree with that assessment, though:
"We're here to PLUMP [clap] you up!"
Hey, uh...guys? Has anyone checked with Justine about this?
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And to think: all we've got are hamburgers and a Guitar Hero competition.
Ryan W., Gilbert, Kelsey C., & Karen B., may your Labor Day weekend be as labor-free as possible. (Unless you're having a baby. [Which would be weird, in Ryan or Gilbert's case. (Unless it's their respective female counterparts who are in labor. [Which would be cool.])])
"I told you: my date is just really, really late! And who asked you, anyway?"And this is why the Regional Transport Authority should always spell out their name:
I'm sure it's a pet name.There's a fitness center in Dallas with the tag line, "Redefining the Fitness Experience." Something tells me the baker they hired for their anniversary cake didn't quite agree with that assessment, though:
"We're here to PLUMP [clap] you up!" Hey, uh...guys? Has anyone checked with Justine about this?
0.0And to think: all we've got are hamburgers and a Guitar Hero competition.
Ryan W., Gilbert, Kelsey C., & Karen B., may your Labor Day weekend be as labor-free as possible. (Unless you're having a baby. [Which would be weird, in Ryan or Gilbert's case. (Unless it's their respective female counterparts who are in labor. [Which would be cool.])])
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