Sharks Bite
{Welcome back to your favourite prime-time brine crime drama- "Crab Cakes: Ocean Justice!" Before the commercial break, Crabtown was faced with its most terrifying nightmare yet: Someone drank all the coffee! But something more frightening is just around the corner...}
"If I move, he might see me."
"Yummy fish in belly time! NOM NOM NOM."
"No one escapes my disturbingly mutated claws of justice!"
"Sheriff, look out! There's another one behind you!"
"Hahaha! You'll never escape us! Come here, ya' old chum!"
"That's IT. I'm not taking any more guff from these sharks! C'mon, Crabtown! Let's kick dorsal fin!"
"Your pitiful confidence is no match for my razor-sharp teeth... OF DEATH!"
"Oops. I crabbed my pants."
"Well, our Sheriff will show the sharks who's boss! Won't you, Sheriff? Go on. Tell them!"
"..."
"Sheriff?"
"Don't worry, guys! I have a sure-fire plan guaranteed to make those sharks leave us alone! FOREVER!
"Hey, sharkies! Say hello to my LITTLE FRIEND!" [whipping out photo]
"His name is Mr. Snuggly Buns."
[sniffle] "That's the saddest thing I've ever seen! Please, no more! We're leaving, I promise! C'mon, guys; I hear the west shore has some real cream puffs."
Whew! That was a close call there, but the Sheriff and Pickly Pete saved Crabtown once again! Tune in next week when we find out: Who drained the community pool? Where in the world is Crabmen Sandiego? And what happened to all the potato salad?!?
Rolling credits: Jacquie G., Alana G., Sara G., Meaghan I., Amy T., Michelle N., Tina A., Amy C., Jen K., Sara H., and Kati D.
"Help! Someone, please help me!"
"If I move, he might see me."
"Yummy fish in belly time! NOM NOM NOM.""Not on the Sheriff's watch, you great white JERK!"
"No one escapes my disturbingly mutated claws of justice!"
"Sheriff, look out! There's another one behind you!"
"Hahaha! You'll never escape us! Come here, ya' old chum!"
"That's IT. I'm not taking any more guff from these sharks! C'mon, Crabtown! Let's kick dorsal fin!"
"Your pitiful confidence is no match for my razor-sharp teeth... OF DEATH!"
"Oops. I crabbed my pants."
"Well, our Sheriff will show the sharks who's boss! Won't you, Sheriff? Go on. Tell them!"
"...""Sheriff?"
"Don't worry, guys! I have a sure-fire plan guaranteed to make those sharks leave us alone! FOREVER!"Hey, sharkies! Say hello to my LITTLE FRIEND!" [whipping out photo]
"His name is Mr. Snuggly Buns."
[sniffle] "That's the saddest thing I've ever seen! Please, no more! We're leaving, I promise! C'mon, guys; I hear the west shore has some real cream puffs."Rolling credits: Jacquie G., Alana G., Sara G., Meaghan I., Amy T., Michelle N., Tina A., Amy C., Jen K., Sara H., and Kati D.
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