Sam's Club
Frequently, a bakery will receive a kit of plastic flotsam to construct a cakey character. This past week, the character of choice has been dear old Uncle Sam. Or at least, I think it has.
Cake, you say? Your wish is my command, Sammy!
Pinstripes have never been more slimming.
Why, you can practically see right through him!
I was unaware that Uncle Sam had access to my grandfather's closet:
Remember: The higher you hike your pants, the more you love America!
Here Uncle Sam stars (and stripes) in "Red, White, and You!: A Musical"
Ug, I can't look at these wretched CCC's any longer. I need to see a real cake that actually looks somewhat like the famous personification of our Federal Government, Uncle Sam. C'mon, bakers!
A Shih Tzu wearing a popcorn bucket. Wow.
You know, Asia P, Shelley B., Kayla T., Jordan J., and Beckie, that last cake could also be rock guitarist Buckethead, famous for shredding out tunes while sporting a Kentucky Fried Chicken bucket on his head. Hey, I smell a conspiracy! Or maybe just too much icing...
As a reminder, here's Uncle Sam:
Cake, you say? Your wish is my command, Sammy!
Pinstripes have never been more slimming.Why, you can practically see right through him!
I was unaware that Uncle Sam had access to my grandfather's closet:
Remember: The higher you hike your pants, the more you love America!Here Uncle Sam stars (and stripes) in "Red, White, and You!: A Musical"
Aaand...Jazz hands! Kick, ball, change... kick, ball, change...
Sweet Betsy Ross' ghost, are those cannonballs in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
Sweet Betsy Ross' ghost, are those cannonballs in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
A Shih Tzu wearing a popcorn bucket. Wow.God Bless America.
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