Instant Pride
[announcer voice] Uh-oh! Does this ever happen to you?
Just throw Plastic Flag™ on any pre-existing cake for an instant patriotic upgrade!
Bachelor party tonight? Not anymore! Just look at the difference Plastic Flag™ makes:
Samuel Adams says, "Plastic Flag™ is always a good decision."
Or get your buns in gear by patrioticsizing that cheeseburger cake!
Well done!
Your guests will fall for Plastic Flag™ hook, line, and sinker.
Patriotic Pecans™!
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Significant other: "Honey, don't forget to grab the Independence Day cake for the party tonight!"
You: "Independy whatnow?"
You: "Independy whatnow?"
Well, don't you worry. You'll never overlook another patriotic holiday again! Introducing a revolutionary new technology in dessert Americana:
Plastic Flag!™
Just throw Plastic Flag™ on any pre-existing cake for an instant patriotic upgrade!
Bachelor party tonight? Not anymore! Just look at the difference Plastic Flag™ makes:
Samuel Adams says, "Plastic Flag™ is always a good decision."Or get your buns in gear by patrioticsizing that cheeseburger cake!
Well done!Has your creativity gone fishin'? No problem!
Your guests will fall for Plastic Flag™ hook, line, and sinker.Plus, order now and we'll throw in a free special gift sure to delight kids of all ages:
Patriotic Pecans™!That's right: Order within the next ten minutes and you'll receive our patented Patriotic Pecans™ cake toppers, absolutely free! (Just pay our exorbitantly priced shipping and handling fees.)
Throw a few dozen Patriotic Pecans ™ to one side of Plastic Flag™ for a super-blast of extra pecan pride! Your guests will go nuts when they see the detail you've put into this delicious national treasure.
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Warning, April Z., Lisa P., Rose B., Jenn P., and Joan L.: Plastic Flag™ may be considered a choking hazard and should not be placed on food. Plastic Flag™ may contain traces of nuts, soy, or botulinal neurotoxins. "Patrioticsizing" is not a real word and should not be used as such. Plastic Flag™ hates puppies. Do not taunt Plastic Flag™.
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