Name That Wreck!
I grew up with friends named Shannyn, Jesica, Jaison, and Aiyrunn, so I'm used to spelling names all "modern" and "stupid-like." Still, this is getting ridiculous.
Well, at least they spelled "Birlhday" right.
When you're weeding out the bad cakes, shouldn't this one be high on the list?
(And does anyone else have the munchies?)
Because it certainly has the berries. (HEY-O!)
Maybe it's Russian?
Well, at least they spelled "Birlhday" right.We really hope Uncle Boon likes his cake; it was a joint effort.
When you're weeding out the bad cakes, shouldn't this one be high on the list?(And does anyone else have the munchies?)
Ah, finally, a cake that describes the cake's consistency AND the birthday girl's skin tone:
Still, it kinda pales in comparison with other cakes, doesn't it?
Do you think this cake contains nuts?
Because it certainly has the berries. (HEY-O!)Meghan, Michelle R., Matt A., and John C., I'm glad you all have pretty standard names, since now I have to have our intern, Gaffudga Selph (she's French), send out an apology for my insulting all of the Aiyrunns out there.
UPDATE: From the desk of Ms. G. Selph:
Dear Reader,
Please note that the authors and employees of Cake Wrecks™ and all of its subsidiaries, including but not limited to Cake Wrecks Footwear™ and Cake Wrecks Plumbing and Air Conditioning™, in no way mean to imply or construe that any or all names used in today's post are in any way, shape, or form "stupid-like." (Even those that are.) We apologize for any confusion.
Sincerely,
Gaffudga Selph
UPDATE: From the desk of Ms. G. Selph:
Dear Reader,
Please note that the authors and employees of Cake Wrecks™ and all of its subsidiaries, including but not limited to Cake Wrecks Footwear™ and Cake Wrecks Plumbing and Air Conditioning™, in no way mean to imply or construe that any or all names used in today's post are in any way, shape, or form "stupid-like." (Even those that are.) We apologize for any confusion.
Sincerely,
Gaffudga Selph
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