The Teacher Tearjerker
Educators of the world, get those hankies out.
Because this...[dramatic pause]...is your story.
Yes, every year you need some good "louck" as you embark upon that harrowing journey:
Back "toschol."
Here you will continue on for an indeterminate amount of time.
"4" more...years?
Sure, let's go with that.
During this time, you will expand your students' cultural horizons:
Perhaps by "celabrating" the mythical continent of "Afraicia."
(While grading the staff room cakes in your spare time.)
And, of course, you will strive to instill a love of reading into your young charges:
Not to mention their "comunity."
Until one day, the unthinkably terrifying will occur.
Your students will turn 18.
Yes, you've ushered another generation into adulthood!
"Yu dib it!!!"
And your reward?
(One baker, two cakes, two different mistakes.)
Now you can join with your students' families in saying...
"Happy Gracturations!"
yAEh!
And if you're really lucky, one day a former student just might come back to visit, bearing cake:
A cake of "apprication."
Because this...[dramatic pause]...is your story.
Yes, every year you need some good "louck" as you embark upon that harrowing journey:
Back "toschol."Here you will continue on for an indeterminate amount of time.
"4" more...years?Sure, let's go with that.
During this time, you will expand your students' cultural horizons:
Perhaps by "celabrating" the mythical continent of "Afraicia."You will "suport" your prep times:
(While grading the staff room cakes in your spare time.)And, of course, you will strive to instill a love of reading into your young charges:
Not to mention their "comunity."
Your students will turn 18.Yes, you've ushered another generation into adulthood!
"Yu dib it!!!"And your reward?
(One baker, two cakes, two different mistakes.)Now you can join with your students' families in saying...
"Happy Gracturations!"
yAEh!And if you're really lucky, one day a former student just might come back to visit, bearing cake:
A cake of "apprication."Aaron R., Marissa S., Alisha G., Kelly D., Amy S., Kim B., Rebecca N., Kasey, Stacey W., Anony M., Rebekah, & Amy S., have you thanked a teacher today?
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