The Cat's Meow
{cue sexy saxophone music}
"Oh my... Hello, beautiful lady. I didn't see you come in. Welcome to The Kitty Den, where all of your wildest fantasies can come true. I was just about to slip out of this stiff collar and enjoy a fresh bottle of wine by the fire. Won't you... join me?"
"This wood is big enough for two."
"Or purrrhaps you'd prefer to snuggle with someone a bit more... soft?"
"Oh my... Hello, beautiful lady. I didn't see you come in. Welcome to The Kitty Den, where all of your wildest fantasies can come true. I was just about to slip out of this stiff collar and enjoy a fresh bottle of wine by the fire. Won't you... join me?"
"This wood is big enough for two.""Or purrrhaps you'd prefer to snuggle with someone a bit more... soft?"
"His claws have been trimmed and he was flea-combed just for you, baby.""But maybe you're the kind of girl who likes things...dirty."
"Our alley cats are ready for a roll in the hay (or chocolate shavings, if you so desire)."
"Oh, don't mind Gary. He's just our I.T. guy." Thanks to Violet, Ginger, Kat (how appropriate), and Mary for these handsome hunky hairballs. Mrrow...
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