Rabbit Food
[singing] "The bunny, the bunny, ohhh I ate the bunny."
Or, uh, whatever these things are.
Holographic rabbit ears? I bet those get a lousy reception.
Do not look directly into the eye of Mara!
Now, picture a cartoon mouse flattened by a piano.
Or, just look at this:
Eek!
You know, I'm starting to think maybe shredded coconut isn't the bunny cake cure-all:
Somewhere in that haystack may be the rest of him.
What the...??
Are these on food court trays?
And yeah, they look like alien gophers wearing plastic rabbit ears. There's that, too.
Ashley M., Sarah F., Anne B., K&J, Gail R., Laura S., & Brooke I., I don't want to tell you a joke that is funny I just want a plate and a fork and a bunny.
- Related Wreckage: Passover These Wrecks
Update from John: Apparently, what we took to be food court trays are actually meat trays which I think we all can agree, is sooo much better. And it raises a question: is it even cake or is it some lovely ground chuck slathered in mashed potatoes? The world may never know! (Unless, of course, somebody bought one and ate it. Then we'd probably know. Ya know?)
Or, uh, whatever these things are.
Holographic rabbit ears? I bet those get a lousy reception.
Do not look directly into the eye of Mara!Or, just look at this:
Eek! You know, I'm starting to think maybe shredded coconut isn't the bunny cake cure-all:
Somewhere in that haystack may be the rest of him.
What the...??Are these on food court trays?
And yeah, they look like alien gophers wearing plastic rabbit ears. There's that, too.
[rapid blinking]
Uh...
I'm sorry; those "ears" have robbed me of the capacity for coherent thought. And the pink yo-yo thingies jammed into the jawline? I can't...I mean, I don't...That is to say, I have never...er. Huh.
[puffing out cheeks]
[scratching head]
[tapping fingers]
Uh...
I'm sorry; those "ears" have robbed me of the capacity for coherent thought. And the pink yo-yo thingies jammed into the jawline? I can't...I mean, I don't...That is to say, I have never...er. Huh.
[puffing out cheeks]
[scratching head]
[tapping fingers]
Right. Well, I'm going to wander off aimlessly now, in the hopes of finding something to restore my sanity. The rest of you feel free to talk amongst yourselves.
Ashley M., Sarah F., Anne B., K&J, Gail R., Laura S., & Brooke I., I don't want to tell you a joke that is funny I just want a plate and a fork and a bunny.
- Related Wreckage: Passover These Wrecks
Update from John: Apparently, what we took to be food court trays are actually meat trays which I think we all can agree, is sooo much better. And it raises a question: is it even cake or is it some lovely ground chuck slathered in mashed potatoes? The world may never know! (Unless, of course, somebody bought one and ate it. Then we'd probably know. Ya know?)
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