I'm Looking Over My Wrecked Up Clover
Saint Patrick's day is this week, and to celebrate, Wreckerators are clearly getting into the Irish spirit. (And by "spirit," I mean "Guinness.")
Shamrock Clover Reference Photo:
(Because by the end of this post, you'll have no IDEA what one looks like.)
First up, "Oscar Lends a Hand:"
Ouch.
"Wasted Windmills:"
The care.
The precision.
The...triangle thingies.
"What Target considers print-worthy:"
I don't usually call out specific bakery chains, but c'mon, Target. Really?
[Seth: Really?]
[Amy: Really! Really?]
[Seth: I mean, Reeeeally.]
"Something Vaguely Obscene on Something Vaguely Hat-Like:"
Never mind, Target. All is forgiven.
"The Right Hook:"
Why do they always curve to the right?
"The Sham...WOW":
You following this, camera guy?
Yeah, me neither.
"The Thing I'm Told is a Shamrock But I'm Not Buying It:"
And from the looks of things, neither is anyone else.
Maia G., Meg K., Lori B., Carrie M., Misty B., Trisha D., & Alex, I want you to know that my little Guinness joke does NOT mean I think Irish people are all alcoholics, and I would hate to have any of you lovely Irish readers think that. Especially considering your hair-trigger tempers and all.
- Related Wreckage: Rockin' Shams
UPDATE: Today I learned that there is a difference between clovers and shamrocks. As I understand it from your comments, clovers can have either 3 or 4 leaves, but shamrocks can only have three Epcots. [nodding seriously] Good to know, good to know.
(Because by the end of this post, you'll have no IDEA what one looks like.)First up, "Oscar Lends a Hand:"
Ouch."Wasted Windmills:"
The care. The precision.
The...triangle thingies.
I don't usually call out specific bakery chains, but c'mon, Target. Really?[Seth: Really?]
[Amy: Really! Really?]
[Seth: I mean, Reeeeally.]
"Something Vaguely Obscene on Something Vaguely Hat-Like:"
Never mind, Target. All is forgiven."The Right Hook:"
Why do they always curve to the right? "The Sham...WOW":
You following this, camera guy?Yeah, me neither.
"The Thing I'm Told is a Shamrock But I'm Not Buying It:"
And from the looks of things, neither is anyone else.Maia G., Meg K., Lori B., Carrie M., Misty B., Trisha D., & Alex, I want you to know that my little Guinness joke does NOT mean I think Irish people are all alcoholics, and I would hate to have any of you lovely Irish readers think that. Especially considering your hair-trigger tempers and all.
- Related Wreckage: Rockin' Shams
UPDATE: Today I learned that there is a difference between clovers and shamrocks. As I understand it from your comments, clovers can have either 3 or 4 leaves, but shamrocks can only have three Epcots. [nodding seriously] Good to know, good to know.
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