What The Buck
Hi-ho! It's Number 1 again. You know, lately, maybe due to hunting season (wait, when IS hunting season?) we've seen an influx of deer cakes. Now, sure, the customers got a raw deal with these wrecks, but as an animal-lover I think it's also important to see things from the deer's perspective.
Take this guy. Here he was, minding his own business, when someone came along and punched him in the eye!
Take this guy. Here he was, minding his own business, when someone came along and punched him in the eye!
Poor defenseless little creat.... wait, is that a cupcake cake? Gimme your rifle.Just think of how difficult it must have been for this cross-eyed deer to see his way out of the forest fire:
"My rack! My rack! My rack is on fi-yurrr!"(Why am I suddenly craving roasted almonds?)
And do you know how hard it is for poor Stumpy here to navigate the forest underbrush on a Roomba?
Frankly, my deer, it sucks.Our next friend is just swell:
Somebody get Puffy here a Benadryl.OMG, wait. This one looks delicious.
Fudgy icing, angel hair pasta, and raspberry jam? That's great taste and execution!
Categories:
Oh-So-Ugly,
Questionable Taste
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