I Never Inhaled
This was ordered for a school competition called the Academic Decathlon:
Or, as Wreckerators know it, "AcPec."
Now, I'd like to say that at least they spelled "capitalize" right, buuuut...
they didn't.
*sigh*
The following is a dramatization. The Wreck, however, is very real.
*sigh*
Two friends nicknamed Frizz and Kermit ask a baker to hold a blank cake for them while they finish their shopping. The baker agrees, and sticks a hold tag on the box.
What happened next? Only the Wrecker knows.
"On hold regularly."
Well that clears things up.
*sigh*
And finally, Anda ordered a couple of cakes for a birthday party. To keep it simple, she asked for the same inscription on both. Which is exactly what she got.
Yep, despite the fact that the Wreckerator wrote "bath," s/he actually did write the same thing on both. I don't have a photo of the second cake, but Anda assures me it looked a lot like this:
Really.
And the kicker?
The store refused to fix them.
Why?
Because - waaaait for it - that's what she asked for.
Really.
All together now: *sigh*
Or, as Wreckerators know it, "AcPec."Now, I'd like to say that at least they spelled "capitalize" right, buuuut...
they didn't.
*sigh*
The following is a dramatization. The Wreck, however, is very real.
Bakery: "Yello!"
Jenny C.: "Hi, I'd like a cake with 'Happy Birthday' on it."
Bakery: "Sure! Anything else?"
Jenny C: [shaking head] "Just 'Happy Birthday'."
Bakery: "Okey dokey!"
Jenny C.: "Hi, I'd like a cake with 'Happy Birthday' on it."
Bakery: "Sure! Anything else?"
Jenny C: [shaking head] "Just 'Happy Birthday'."
Bakery: "Okey dokey!"
*sigh*Two friends nicknamed Frizz and Kermit ask a baker to hold a blank cake for them while they finish their shopping. The baker agrees, and sticks a hold tag on the box.
What happened next? Only the Wrecker knows.
"On hold regularly."Well that clears things up.
*sigh*
And finally, Anda ordered a couple of cakes for a birthday party. To keep it simple, she asked for the same inscription on both. Which is exactly what she got.
Yep, despite the fact that the Wreckerator wrote "bath," s/he actually did write the same thing on both. I don't have a photo of the second cake, but Anda assures me it looked a lot like this:Really.And the kicker?
The store refused to fix them.
Why?
Because - waaaait for it - that's what she asked for.
Really.
All together now: *sigh*
Kristy M., Jenny C., Ellen K., & Anda S., this post would make a great breathing exercise. :)
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