Wreckage in its Proper Form
You know that form you have to fill out when ordering a cake? The one that tells the baker what to write? Well, it's really important.
No, I mean really, REALLY important.
As in, fill in every blank, or suffer the consequences:
Aw, that Eva: always waiting 'til the last minute to make up her mind.
And for goodness' sake, don't get all fancy and try to use shorthand to save time:
It's like a code. An excessively punctuated code.
Whatever happens, though, you can take comfort in knowing that every order is personally inspected and signed off on by a supervisor:
Thanks, Patricia.
Although I think you missed the giant 3 masquerading as a "W."
Just sayin'.
Elizabeth, Monica, & Steve P., now you know. And according to the shirt I'm wearing today, knowing is half the battle. (The other half is LASERS.)
No, I mean really, REALLY important.
As in, fill in every blank, or suffer the consequences:
Aw, that Eva: always waiting 'til the last minute to make up her mind.And for goodness' sake, don't get all fancy and try to use shorthand to save time:
It's like a code. An excessively punctuated code.Whatever happens, though, you can take comfort in knowing that every order is personally inspected and signed off on by a supervisor:
Thanks, Patricia.Although I think you missed the giant 3 masquerading as a "W."
Just sayin'.
Elizabeth, Monica, & Steve P., now you know. And according to the shirt I'm wearing today, knowing is half the battle. (The other half is LASERS.)
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