Let's Just Stick with "Happy Falker Satherhood"
We here at Cake Wrecks would like to wish all of you dads out there the happiest of Father's Days this weekend.
Just as soon as we figure out how.
Hm. Not quite right...
No...
"Phathes"? Seriously?
Aaaand we give up.
Of course, getting the inscription right is only half the battle:
This design works best if dad has never heard of "sarcasm."
(Also, you've got to love the not-so-subtle "Making of Me" "rug" there. Way to acknowledge the paternal contribution, Wreckerators!)
Riiiiight.
Now, kids, when ordering your Daddy a cake, try to emphasize his positive qualities.
You know, like having a butt the size of Texas.
Carrie G., Erin H., Brady M., Ro W., Vangie B., Elisabeth K., & Katie, you've made your dads proud today. Unless, of course, you've never managed to measure up to his expectations, and he just doesn't understand you. In that case, this probably hasn't made much difference either way.
Just as soon as we figure out how.
Hm. Not quite right...
No...
"Phathes"? Seriously?Definitely no...
Aaaand we give up.Of course, getting the inscription right is only half the battle:
This design works best if dad has never heard of "sarcasm."(Also, you've got to love the not-so-subtle "Making of Me" "rug" there. Way to acknowledge the paternal contribution, Wreckerators!)
Riiiiight. Now, don't get me wrong: I'm sure there would be buzzing around that load of...hive. It just wouldn't necessarily be by bees.
[brightening] Hey, you think those are vuvuzela horns?
Now, kids, when ordering your Daddy a cake, try to emphasize his positive qualities.
You know, like having a butt the size of Texas.(Hey, at least they didn't call him "Super Terrific Dad." Heh.)
Carrie G., Erin H., Brady M., Ro W., Vangie B., Elisabeth K., & Katie, you've made your dads proud today. Unless, of course, you've never managed to measure up to his expectations, and he just doesn't understand you. In that case, this probably hasn't made much difference either way.
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