The #2 Way to Ruin a Cake
Step #1: Take a perfectly decent-looking cake
Step #2: Add random poo piles - just for giggles.
C'mon, everybody, sing it with me: "Chain chain chaaaaain! Chain of poos!!"
Eh? What's that? You think those are simply palm tree poos? Ok, I guess I could see that. But, can you explain...[dramatic pause]...THIS?
?!?
Actually, this isn't too much of a leap if you figure the customer asked for a "Princess and the Pea" cake. [wicked grin]
Then there are the stock designs with poo built right in:
Poor Wall-E. I bet right about now he's wishing the humans had stayed in space.
And to think: this is what "passes" for "cake decorating." But hey, maybe the designer was wiped out after a hard day logging too many hours, and got a little lax? If so, let that be a lesson to us all: don't push too hard; you'll only strain yourself producing crappy results.
:D
And finally, a classic for the ages:
Beauty and the Feces.
Many thanks to my #2 wreckporters Kelli N., Wendi P., Stacey B., Jenny, & Sara B.
- Related Wreckage: Who Ordered the Poo Poo Platter?
Step #2: Add random poo piles - just for giggles.
C'mon, everybody, sing it with me: "Chain chain chaaaaain! Chain of poos!!" Eh? What's that? You think those are simply palm tree poos? Ok, I guess I could see that. But, can you explain...[dramatic pause]...THIS?
?!?Actually, this isn't too much of a leap if you figure the customer asked for a "Princess and the Pea" cake. [wicked grin]
Then there are the stock designs with poo built right in:
Poor Wall-E. I bet right about now he's wishing the humans had stayed in space.
And to think: this is what "passes" for "cake decorating." But hey, maybe the designer was wiped out after a hard day logging too many hours, and got a little lax? If so, let that be a lesson to us all: don't push too hard; you'll only strain yourself producing crappy results.:D
And finally, a classic for the ages:
Beauty and the Feces.Many thanks to my #2 wreckporters Kelli N., Wendi P., Stacey B., Jenny, & Sara B.
- Related Wreckage: Who Ordered the Poo Poo Platter?
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