I Eat Terror For Breakfast
Assuming "terror" is another word for cake, of course.
Which, at least with these cakes, I'm pretty sure it is.
Sure, this may look like a fuzzy potato wearing a Skeletor mask and a literal banana hammock, but I think it's supposed to be a monkey. (Yes, a monkey.) Which kinda makes Shara's Curious George Wreck look positively cuddly by comparison, huh?
Still, it could've been worse. That banana hammock could have been made with these:
Peeling Lucky, punk?
Hey bakers, do you have too many customers? Is the constant stream of business interfering with your "me time"? Tired of making all those cakes? No problem!! Now you can scare those paying customers off with THE FACE OF PURE EVIL™!
"I AM YOUR WORST NIGHTMARE.
(OH, AND TRY THE ECLAIRS. THEY'RE DELISH.)"
Alice, Baily A., & Liz B., these Wrecks aren't boaring you, are they?
- Related Wreckage: I Call Fowl
Which, at least with these cakes, I'm pretty sure it is.
Sure, this may look like a fuzzy potato wearing a Skeletor mask and a literal banana hammock, but I think it's supposed to be a monkey. (Yes, a monkey.) Which kinda makes Shara's Curious George Wreck look positively cuddly by comparison, huh?Still, it could've been worse. That banana hammock could have been made with these:
Peeling Lucky, punk?Well, I wouldn't advise it; Lucky here has one nasty split personality.
(She gets it from hanging out with a bunch of sour grapes.)
(She gets it from hanging out with a bunch of sour grapes.)
Hey bakers, do you have too many customers? Is the constant stream of business interfering with your "me time"? Tired of making all those cakes? No problem!! Now you can scare those paying customers off with THE FACE OF PURE EVIL™!
"I AM YOUR WORST NIGHTMARE.(OH, AND TRY THE ECLAIRS. THEY'RE DELISH.)"
Alice, Baily A., & Liz B., these Wrecks aren't boaring you, are they?
- Related Wreckage: I Call Fowl
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