The Yuletide is Coming In
Now that we're into December, bakeries are working hard to make their designs more "season-appropriate."
Which is why you can now find, for example, the army toys attacking giant poinsettias:
"Call in backup! We need more silly string!"
And flotsam-bedecked "Christmas guitars":
"Oh Oh Oh" is right.
And of course, that perennial holiday favorite:
It's a deer tick.
Eh?
Oh, c'mon, quit groaning: that was freaking brilliant on my part.
Heather M., Melissa G., & Jessica L., do you suppose they used "sugar doe" to make it?
- Related Wreckage: Seasonal Non Sequiturs
Which is why you can now find, for example, the army toys attacking giant poinsettias:
"Call in backup! We need more silly string!"
"Oh Oh Oh" is right.And of course, that perennial holiday favorite:
The Puppy-Pecking Parasite of Pastries Past!
It's a deer tick.Eh?
Oh, c'mon, quit groaning: that was freaking brilliant on my part.
Heather M., Melissa G., & Jessica L., do you suppose they used "sugar doe" to make it?
- Related Wreckage: Seasonal Non Sequiturs
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