Play 'Em Off, Drummer Boy
Preeeeesenting a sweet moment between Mr. & Mrs. Claus!
Oh, ick! What is going ON here? Hey, Drummer Boy! Could you play them off, please?
Uh. You're not the Drummer Boy.
[frantic whispering]
What? A substitute? Well, I guess, if that's all you've got...
What the...seriously? I ask for the little drummer boy, and you give me a "LiltLe Drum Set"? And how are two crossed matchsticks a drum set anyway?
[shaking head in disgust] Ug. Well, we have one more entry today...
Oh.
Yes, my friends, I'm afraid Zwarte Piet has reared his ugly, ugly head again this year. However, I think I've more than said my piece on him, so...
Drummer Boy? Are you finally ready? Oh, good. Please, proceed.
YeeAAAAaaaah! Haha! Embrace the irony.
If this post made no sense to you whatsoever, you might want to take a look at this. (Be aware some of the clips in that vid contain unfortunate accidents.) And if that still doesn't help, then I owe John five bucks.
Thanks to David G., Sara K., Adriana B., Kim R., Malorie M., & Sondra D., for snaring these awesome Wrecks.
Oh, ick! What is going ON here? Hey, Drummer Boy! Could you play them off, please?
Uh. You're not the Drummer Boy."Nope. Sorry. But look! I'm on SALE! And if you like, I can play a little ditty on this here carrot-kazoo of a nose."
Yeeeah. Thanks, but no. Ok, let's move on to Santa's right-hand reindeer...
Jumping poo-streaked gingerbread, what is THIS? Drummer Boy, seriously, get in here and play this guy off.
Jumping poo-streaked gingerbread, what is THIS? Drummer Boy, seriously, get in here and play this guy off.[frantic whispering]
What? A substitute? Well, I guess, if that's all you've got...
What the...seriously? I ask for the little drummer boy, and you give me a "LiltLe Drum Set"? And how are two crossed matchsticks a drum set anyway?
[shaking head in disgust] Ug. Well, we have one more entry today...
Oh.Oh, dear.
Yes, my friends, I'm afraid Zwarte Piet has reared his ugly, ugly head again this year. However, I think I've more than said my piece on him, so...
Drummer Boy? Are you finally ready? Oh, good. Please, proceed.
YeeAAAAaaaah! Haha! Embrace the irony.If this post made no sense to you whatsoever, you might want to take a look at this. (Be aware some of the clips in that vid contain unfortunate accidents.) And if that still doesn't help, then I owe John five bucks.
Thanks to David G., Sara K., Adriana B., Kim R., Malorie M., & Sondra D., for snaring these awesome Wrecks.
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