What's Black & White & Wrecked All Over?
No, not this guy:
See, his stripes actually look like zebra stripes. Which is fortunate, since he is, in fact, a zebra.
Ask for zebra stripes on your cake, however, and there's no telling what you'll get. Maybe Jim's "huuuge pointy teeth!" model:
Or perhaps something that makes you e-mail Christina B. to ask what the heck it's supposed to be, since the pattern has burned out your visual cortex:
(Yes, she really did have to tell me this is the number 30. How embarrassing.)
(Why depressed? Because it's a little blue, of course.)
Ah. Such skill. Such attention to detail. Such...airbrushiness.
See, his stripes actually look like zebra stripes. Which is fortunate, since he is, in fact, a zebra.
Ask for zebra stripes on your cake, however, and there's no telling what you'll get. Maybe Jim's "huuuge pointy teeth!" model:
(Yes, she really did have to tell me this is the number 30. How embarrassing.)Then there's Kristen N.'s post-modern, depressed zebra stripes:
(Why depressed? Because it's a little blue, of course.)And then, the really lucky ones get a little of Beth P.'s airbrush action:
Ah. Such skill. Such attention to detail. Such...airbrushiness.But the really, really lucky ones get a shell-less albino turtle covered in gills:
Ha! Just kidding! Those stripes are way too good.
Kayla U., maybe your baker was trying to make the majestic zebra turtle. Eh?
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