Six Ways to Celebrate Your New Engagement
- With giant yellow donuts:
Mmmm. Doooonuts.- With "lots" and "lots" of "hearts."
"Perfect."- By planning ahead.
Way, way, WAY ahead.- By stressing the importance of family:
Actually, Darth Vader fighting Luke in honor of an impending marriage is kind of awesome. Let's just hope your in-laws have a good sense of humor.(And make sure the baby shower cake looks like this.)
- By comparing your new life together to violently killing things:
"Here we see the groom taking aim at his violently diarrheatic bride-to-be."Ah, young love."
(Don't worry, kids; he's only going to tranq her 'til the green diarrhea stops.)
Or, of course, there's always the old standby:
- A syrupy sweet public display of affection that'll leave your guests sick to their stomachs:
"Dude. Some of us are trying to eat over here!"
Thanks to Sandy S., Abbey A., Matthew W., Rachel C., Naomi H., & Jule Ann H., who are so syrupy sweet they should be on a stack of pancakes.
"Dude. Some of us are trying to eat over here!"But I am not advocating cannibalism.
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