Something About Moose
My fellow Americans! Today is a great day. A momentous day. A day...
...to celebrate Canadian Thanksgiving.
[cranking up Celine Dion's "My Heart Will Go On"]
Yes, friends, today...we...CELEBRATE....allthingsCanadian. Which....INCLUDES....WilliamShatner. (aka Captain Kirk)
And as we all know, Captain Kirk "boldy goes:"
Sometimes under the name "Shayne."But let's get back to Canada, shall we? CANADA! The country with a "can-do" attitude!
Or is that a "can-da" attitude? The accent always throws me.Besides, today is Canadian Thanksgiving - or, as the native Canadians know it, "Thanksgiving."
I'm told it's pretty much like American Thanksgiving, only with a Canadian flair:
There's that accent again.Canadians also don't have any Pilgrims in their Thanksgiving story. So instead, here's an evil mutant ladybug:
"Rawr! Give thanks, eh! Rawr!"Lucky Canada. Why don't *we* get evil mutant ladybugs? Huh? It's just not fair.
But riddle me this, Canada: have you ever seen a turkey fly?
No?
Well, now you have! Booya!
Happy Thanksgiving, Canada, and happy Columbus Day, other countries that celebrate Columbus day. Oh, and bzzz bzzzz zzz bzz, turkey flies.
But riddle me this, Canada: have you ever seen a turkey fly?
No?
Well, now you have! Booya!Happy Thanksgiving, Canada, and happy Columbus Day, other countries that celebrate Columbus day. Oh, and bzzz bzzzz zzz bzz, turkey flies.
Today we give thanks for Wreckporters Shayne G., Brian O., Joe I., Michelle H., Jamie G., and Turkey McFly.
Update: Anneke submitted this awesome video in the comments. And you have to admit: nothing says "Canada" like an adorably polite talking beaver. Am I right?
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Beyond Bizarre,
Creative Grammar
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