Drem Big, Gjrads!
I think the reason I love graduation wreckage so much is all that rich, fortified irony.
C'mon. It doesn't get a whole lot better than this.
In a class all its own.
Uh-oh. Looks like someone forgot to bring their "A" game.
[dramatic announcer voice] "Live! From Hollywood! It's Class off, two thousand ten!'"
One thing you've really got to hand to home-schooling:
The grad ceremonies are quick. I bet they're always first in line at Olive Garden.
Yep, this was sitting out for sale with all the other "generic" graduation cakes. Putting aside the "Gjraduates" issue, it really sends a nice message, don't you think?
"Here's your cake. We thought this guy kind of looked like you."
"But...I'm Asian."
"Yes, well..."
"And a girl."
"He has your smile."
Many thanks to Sarah J., Kristin L., Sarah B., Amy S., Travis, & Julie O.:
This isn't them.
C'mon. It doesn't get a whole lot better than this.As we all know, it's usually the "congratulations" that gets wrecked. Still, there are plenty of other options if a Wreckerator wants to mix it up a little:
In a class all its own.
Uh-oh. Looks like someone forgot to bring their "A" game.Here's one for a competition between rival labeling companies:
[dramatic announcer voice] "Live! From Hollywood! It's Class off, two thousand ten!'"One thing you've really got to hand to home-schooling:
The grad ceremonies are quick. I bet they're always first in line at Olive Garden.And to really go the extra mile, some Wreckerators will throw in a fuzzy green image of someone else's graduation photo:
Yep, this was sitting out for sale with all the other "generic" graduation cakes. Putting aside the "Gjraduates" issue, it really sends a nice message, don't you think?"Here's your cake. We thought this guy kind of looked like you."
"But...I'm Asian."
"Yes, well..."
"And a girl."
"He has your smile."
Many thanks to Sarah J., Kristin L., Sarah B., Amy S., Travis, & Julie O.:
This isn't them.
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