Autumn Terrors
When you see your typical bakery display filling up with disembodied plastic fingers and red corn syrup drenched eyeballs you know Halloween is nearly upon us. Of course, those cakes are trying to be gross, gory, and/or creepy.
[sing-song voice] Bo-ring!
Personally, I prefer the cakes that were going for cutesy, but didn't quite make it. You know, like this:
Bring me the head of Billy the Scarecrow!!
Um. Wow. The monster mash just got a leeetle bit awkward.
So anyway, you can keep your rat-gnawed arms and zombie brain cakes; to me, no baked good will ever be as terrifying as this thing:
Aaaauugh!
Denise, Surlana, Matt L., & Kourtny, I will never look at fried eggs the same way again. Thanks.
- Related Wreckage: RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!
[sing-song voice] Bo-ring!
Personally, I prefer the cakes that were going for cutesy, but didn't quite make it. You know, like this:
Bring me the head of Billy the Scarecrow!!Don't you worry about Billy, though...
...I hear he qualified for the "bale out" program. (Hay!)
I don't think this next one was going for cute, exactly, but I'm pretty sure it wasn't going for this level of creepy, either:
Um. Wow. The monster mash just got a leeetle bit awkward.So anyway, you can keep your rat-gnawed arms and zombie brain cakes; to me, no baked good will ever be as terrifying as this thing:
Aaaauugh!Denise, Surlana, Matt L., & Kourtny, I will never look at fried eggs the same way again. Thanks.
- Related Wreckage: RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!
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Creepy Cakes
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