More! More!! More!!!
The cake-inscription industry would be lost without the exclamation point. See?
Even when you triple the amount of periods, it's just not the same.
Here we have your basic punctuation sampler platter. For those of you who like to mix it up, we've got your period, your exclamation point, and your extraneous quotation marks.
That's not to say you can't make a good Wreck even with a correct exclamation point, of course:
Of course, by "correct" I mean "a gloppily crooked boomerang." And check out that inscription:
We all know the classically over-enthusiastic Wreckerator:
Which submitter Michelle A. would like us all to know she did NOT order:
See?
If those exclamation points are a little over-the-top, though, then these are more after-the-fact:
Don't you love it when a good plan comes together? And check out the pickled ginger accents - mmmm. Appetizing.
Angela K.!, Angie S.!, Nicole D.!, & Jenn M.!,* Thanks!!!
*Not sure what a .!, looks like, exactly. Maybe a chicken with a tiny tear? Awww. So sad.
Even when you triple the amount of periods, it's just not the same.
Here we have your basic punctuation sampler platter. For those of you who like to mix it up, we've got your period, your exclamation point, and your extraneous quotation marks.That's not to say you can't make a good Wreck even with a correct exclamation point, of course:
Of course, by "correct" I mean "a gloppily crooked boomerang." And check out that inscription:"Bon Voy...meh... I'm sure Zeb'll get the idea.
Besides, these ketchup packets are really hard to write with."
Besides, these ketchup packets are really hard to write with."
We all know the classically over-enthusiastic Wreckerator:
Which submitter Michelle A. would like us all to know she did NOT order:
See?If those exclamation points are a little over-the-top, though, then these are more after-the-fact:
Don't you love it when a good plan comes together? And check out the pickled ginger accents - mmmm. Appetizing.
Angela K.!, Angie S.!, Nicole D.!, & Jenn M.!,* Thanks!!!
*Not sure what a .!, looks like, exactly. Maybe a chicken with a tiny tear? Awww. So sad.
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