Time to Chicken Out

You guys, Easter is this Sunday!

Quick!

Let's terrorize some children!

"Ohh nooo!"

Oh, YES, 'fraidy cat half-chicken! For far too long now, Easter has been the holiday of the cute and cuddly. Well, NO MORE.

"It's PAYBACK time, beechez."

"Bwahaha!"


"Yeah. Just you wait 'til I roll over there, kids. Just you wait.

"Right, Bugsy?"


"Ohh yes. Meet your hippity-hoppity nightmare, young whippersnappers!"


Or shall I introduce you to the Ghost of Easters Past?

Alright. This chick is toast!


Now, brave Wreckies, if ye do doubt your courage - or your strength! - come nae further!

For DEATH awaits you all...

...with nasty, big, pointy teeth!!


[blink blink]

Um....

Soooo...


Lamb chop, anyone?



Thanks to Shannon C., Heather, Summer B., Jekka G., Candice C., Danna F., Rachel P., & Jennifer D., who tell me that goes great with mint jelly filling.

Now: run awaaaay!!

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