Gorilla Tactics
Customer: "Hi, there. I'd like a cake that looks something like this:
...Can you do that?"
Wreckerator: "Oh sure! We do these all the time. You want some sprinkles on it? Might add a little something!"
Customer: "Er, no."
Wreckerator: Okey-doke-aroony! [folds arms and nods head, Jeannie-style]
Customer [recoiling in horror]: Holy Schnikes! What is that?
Wreckerator: Not quite perfect? Here, I'll try again.
::Doink!::
Customer: Um. Maybe this was a bad idea...
Wreckerator: No! Wait! I can do this!
::Doink::
Customer: I'm pretty sure that's a pig...
::Doink!::
Customer: You know, I think I'll just grab a box of cake mix and can of frosting instead.
...Can you do that?"Wreckerator: "Oh sure! We do these all the time. You want some sprinkles on it? Might add a little something!"
Customer: "Er, no."
Wreckerator: Okey-doke-aroony! [folds arms and nods head, Jeannie-style]
::Doink!::
Customer [recoiling in horror]: Holy Schnikes! What is that?Wreckerator: Not quite perfect? Here, I'll try again.
::Doink!::
Customer: Um. Maybe this was a bad idea...Wreckerator: No! Wait! I can do this!
::Doink::
Customer: I'm pretty sure that's a pig...::Doink!::
Customer: Riiight. Well, I think we're done here...
Wreckerator: Wait! Forget the monkey! [shuffling photos] How about these lovely palm trees?
Customer: Well, I really wanted the monkey...
Wreckerator: [straining]
::KER-DOINK!::
Wreckerator: [straining]
::KER-DOINK!::
Customer: You know, I think I'll just grab a box of cake mix and can of frosting instead.Thanks to Tiffany, Jenelle R., Sam L., Sabra L., and Trish S., who are all cheeky monkeys, because I say so.
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