professional cakes - cakes wrecks

Today's post has a special Read-Along Feature!Press play before scrolling down to get the full "Italian" flavor.Ay everybody! Giusseppe Sarducci here froma Ma Biga Freakin Italiana Cake located ina beautiful downtown Trenton. We specialize ina making da biggest, freakina cakes...

Welcome to BisneyLand, the amusement park that's in no way affiliated with Disneyland, but is just as good - and cheaper, too!Once you enter the gates of our mystical castle-land of joy, you'll be greeted by our lovely royal ladies:Cinderallie and her clear resin shoes are always...

Anyone who claims punctuation doesn't matter has clearly never read Eats, Shoots & Leaves.Or seen any of these cakes.Well, well, well, "Emily." (IF that's your REAL name.) Just what are we celebrating here, hmm? Perhaps a sham cover operation for impostor Hello Kitty cakes?Parenthetically...

Loyal Henchpersons, it has come to my attention that some of you are now concerned about ordering a cake. You feel there's no hope; that you're doomed to receiving a Wreck no matter what precautions you take. And for some strange reason, I feel a little responsible for this.Well,...

Hola! Hello! I'm Dora! Soy Dora! Can you say Dora? Muy bueno! Will you join me on my cake adventure today? Soy un mucho kaka adventuroso el manana? Si! Vamos!Oh no! Boots has escaped from my backpack and is lost in the woods! El sabatos escapada en la foresta. Will you help me find...

Sprinkles:Doin' it wrong:"Wow, that's a lot of sprinkles."Doin' it wronger:"Wow, that's a lot of..."Waaait a minute."Is that... paper?"It IS!!Not cool, man. Not. Cool.Sorry, Anne-Marie and Katie W.; I guess one of you still can't have any.Update: If you can't tell, the bottom cake...

This was ordered for a school competition called the Academic Decathlon:Or, as Wreckerators know it, "AcPec."Now, I'd like to say that at least they spelled "capitalize" right, buuuut...they didn't.*sigh*The following is a dramatization. The Wreck, however, is very real.Bakery: "Yello!"Jenny...

As you may recall, Threadless.com hosts an annual contest called Threadcakes where bakers replicate one of Threadless' shirt designs in cake form. Threadless shirts are super fun, and the participating decorators are always amazingly creative. The contest just wrapped this week,...