professional cakes - cakes wrecks

Roses are red,Butterflies are blue,Um...Pardon me, but are those sperm on your wedding cake? Poem Option #2:The cake that keeps giving, and makes your guests squirm, 'Cause nothing says "marriage," like butterflies and sperm!Poem Option #3:Roses are red And cake can be pretty. How...

During the traditional "Ongo Longo" dance, the natives express thanks for the year's crops, the tribe's health, and for the glandular defect running rampant in the island's pigs.The scientists found that results were mixed. Some mice seemed to enjoy the whistling spleen, while...

With graduation season over, you might be tempted to revel in the heady hopes of a brighter tomorrow, what with all these freshly educated, newly degreed youngins descending upon our workforce and all.I'm here to fix all that.This cake was supposed to say - I kid you not - "It's...

It's a good thing graduation season is winding down, guys; I think the nation's Wreckerators need a little break:I honestly thought this was a tribute cake for a CW fan.It wasn't.And if you're skeptical, allow me to show you this next gem:I know I should be focusing on "where hat...

Hi guys! john (the hubby of Jen) here. Jen asked me to write Sweets this week since she is apparently "busy" doing "everything else." (What? I moderate comments!)Now, the problem is that today we have thoroughly awesome geek wedding cakes, and I am not, in the strictest...

Cake Wrecks reader Jessica H. has a yearly tradition with us: she sends us her daughter's amazing Darth Vader mash-up birthday cake, and we post it.You might remember little Sarah's 4th birthday cake:(This was Sarah's idea, by the way. Coolest 4-year-old ever? I'm thinking YES.)Or...

NOTE: Today's post may not be appropriate for young children who understand double entendres.Look, I'm not going to say I'm proud of what I first saw when I looked at this cake, butt...Ok, I'm a little proud.Also, dad's ball seems a little low.Speaking of which, go ahead: tell me...

Here in the good 'ol US of A, pretty much everything gets its own holiday. Got a toothache? February 9th is your day! Like air? So do I! Let's celebrate together on November 11th, National Air Day! And if anybody needs me on September 16th, I'll be enjoying National Stay...

Graduates, now that you've graduated, a whole new world of possibilities is open to you!Possibilities like......getting arrested in an old-timey Western.Oh, c'mon, I can't be the only one who hears Woody from Toy Story saying this, can I?And that's not the only problem. Nope, it...

Thanks to eagle-eyed Wreckporter JD R., who will play devil's advocate anytime, if it gets her chocolate ca...

In an effort to get to know you readers a bit better, today I thought we'd have one of you introduce yourselves. You know, foster a little more community and whatnot.So, take it away, Debbie!Hello! My name is Debbie, and this is my first attempt at a Cake Wrecks bio. So I'm...