Ghost Taunters

"Hello and welcome to Ghost Investigator Dudes. I'm Brad Johnson, a frat boy jock who isn't afraid of ANYTHING and enjoys taunting the afterlife by yelling challenges into empty cellars."With me are Joey...""Yo!""...and Mike.""Yo!""Today we're here at the old Chattanooga asylum,...

Babel Fish Needed

You know that optical illusion that looks like an old woman one way, and a young girl the other?Well, this cake is almost, but not quite, entirely unlike that. So far I've assembled a list of 42 different words that this might be, including "@Loehoe," "Soekuc,"and "Slartibartfast."...

In Moderation

Each day here on Cake Wrecks, we get literally tens of comments. Some days, if the post is particularly funny (read: offensive) we get even more. And, most of the time, these comments fall into one of several categories. Let's take a look, shall we?Good commenters--------------------------------------The...

Tonight at the Lucky Stardust Lounge

"You... are... so beautiful...""...to me.""Thank you. Thank you very much."[Leaning on piano]"You... are... soooo beautiful...""...to meeee.""The Goldmans, everyone! Fifty years today! Aren't they adorable?"Can't you SEEE-EEE-EE?!?"[sliding to front of stage on knees]"You're......

Sunday Sweets: That Takes The Cake 2011

Ah, Austin. That sweet, funky town in the middle of a state that yearns for my death. I can actually feel its beady little state eyes glaring at me from here, waiting for me to fly over its borders so it can shoot down my plane with its state death ray. Or maybe make my...

Wreckies of the Month: The Cake-Free Edition!

Most of the time our Wreckies of the Month submit pictures of cakes, but not today's readers! Nope, they got a *lot* more creative.First up, Carmen L. was actually inspired by a Sweet, not a wreck. This one:(Made by Yukiko, aka Rosey Sugar)So inspired, in fact, that Carmen incorporated...

News Bites

It's time again for Headlines, Cake Wrecks style."Dolphin leaps into boat, lands on woman"So I guess that's the last time Lisa sings Mariah Carey songs on deck."Snake gets silicone poisoning after biting woman's fake gazoonga"It's a [booby] trap!"Ohio boy creates and sells 'manly'...

MEGAWIZARDDRAGONANIMEBABECON!

Are you ready, Muskogee County? 'Cuz this weekend...IS...MEGAWIZARDDRAGONANIMEBABECON! presented by Bass Pro Shops and Fashion BugThat's right, freaks n' geeks, the MWDABC has it all!- Bazillions of "A" list celebrities, like that guy that guest starred on Buffy that time! (You know,...