Oh My Stars!

As I'm sure you've all heard, there was a bit of a dust-up recently over whether or not our astrology signs have changed. Betrayal, bewilderment, boredom...there was a veritable gamut of emotions running wild.Fortunately, CNN has since assured the world that my not being a Taurus...

Sunday Sweets: So Stinkin' Cute

This week we're featuring some of the sweetest, cutest, most adorable, lovable, um... [consulting thesaurus] darling, bewitching, and fetching baby animal cakes you ever will see. Why? Well, if you must know, I'm feeling a bit sensitive this week.This is john, by the way.So,...

"Surprise!"

You know, when I see something like this I can't help but wonder:Exactly which part do they consider the "surprise?"The candy wrappers smashed into the icing on the cupcakes?The cupcakes smashed into the icing on the cupcakes?Or could it be the fact that someone managed to write...

Mailbag!

Jen, John and I get billions of emails every day. Some tell us how funny we are. The rest are "enlargement" offers, unique international business opportunities, and requests for the photo of the uncensored German dong cake (yes, they're still asking).In honour of "Clean Out Your...

The Question Mark Is In Case You're Just Getting Fat

Love,Your Co-Workers(And also Jamie M., who thinks you're positively glowing.Or that you need to lay off the break room donut...

Well Met, Helmet

Apparently, there was a football game over the weekend. Or something. And while I care slightly less about football than I do about squirrel husbandry, I figured now would be a good time to talk to you about protection.Er, of your heads, I mean. Not my squirrels' nuts. (Those...

D-Scripted

It's National Handwriting Day! That's right, it's time again to take a moment to appreciate the handcrafted artistry that is personal penmanship.Or...not.Hey, three 'P's for effort!Hmmm. Ok, so maybe you Wreckerators could use a few tips. Nothing major, of course; just a few simple...