Teaming With Wreckage

The only thing I know about sports is that hitting the man in black over the head with a rock is NOT very sportsmanlike. Still, even *I* can see something's off with these sports team cakes.I mean, c'mon, who takes a lovely sunburned R.O.U.S. like this:...and turns it into Disney's...

Golden Arch Enemies

Did you hear that San Francisco recently passed a law saying McDonald's can't give out toys in their Happy Meals? Yep. Apparently they don't think we should entice children to eat food that is bad for them by offering little toys as rewards.And really, they have an excellent point:...

Sunday Sweets: At Your Service

For Thanksgiving this year, we thought we'd show you some really fantastic turkey cakes.[looking around] [checking Google] [lifting up sofa cushions]Huh. Right then.For Thanksgiving this year, we thought we'd show you some really fantastic cakes that honor our firefighters,...

Redefining the Turkey Breast

Warning!: The title is extremely appropriate.YOU GUYS.Check out this great rack!I hear under wire support really is the best.While it's tempting to milk these wrecks for all they're worth, I've decided to nip the puns in the bud with a more uplifting approach. After all, I'd...

What's the Big Deal?

OMG, it's Black Friday! And you know what that means, right?!?Leftovers?Well, yes. But more importantly - leftovers that are ON SALE!!!!!!That's right, today everything is on sale! EVERYTHING MUST GO!! So let no dilly-dallying grandma with a slow sprint and a bum hip get between...

Let's Hear It For The Bird

Woohoo! It's Thanksgiving! And in honor of the occasion, our trusty turkey cakes have prepared a little message for us:Well. That's...depressing.(Oh, and btw, parents, making little screaming sounds when you cut the head off may seem hilarious now, but those therapy bills later are...