professional cakes - cakes wrecks

Because sometimes Wreckerators need to confess anonymously, too."My boss made me sweep the floor, even though I didn't make the mess. So I swept up, and then made her a special cake..."...which somehow got set out for sale.""You know that third time I asked you to spell 'congratulation'...

"Tyler! Stop hitting your sister. Oh, look, hun! A bakery with an outdoor cafe! Let's stop in and get a treat for the kids. Whaddya say, Madison? Sound good?"Oooh, wow, it all looks good! So hard to decide. Well, I think I'll get a couple of the chocolate donuts for the...

For many years now - in fact, for just about as long as I can remember - I've been Polish. Sure, I'm also Irish, German, Iroquois, Russian, and a shameful bit of Swedish that we don't talk about, but mostly I'm Polish. You can tell by my mom's maiden name which has 17 consonants...

It's the beginner's basic: one round(ish) glob o' icing, and one string.And yet...Yeeeeah.Er, sorry, but I'm afraid writing it doesn't make it true.Well, I AM seeing something that starts with a "B"...[looking around] Er...[waving] Hi, kids!Dude. Are those teeth?You know what to...

Oh, and you look kinda funny, too.Now, who wants ice cream?Thanks to Katie B., who prefers her slice of brutal honesty with mint double ch...

Thanks to Aurora C., who can "decorate" any "caxe" you throw at her.So watch yourse...

After more than thirty years of service, professionalism, and good old-fashioned kindness, everyone at the company was sure going to miss ol' what's-his-name.Thanks to Melani X., who loves Matt Mike Mark that guy like a broth...

Time for some heroes in a half shell!By Lena's Designer CakesCowabunga, dudes!Ok, raise your hand if you saw the movie in the theater. As a teenager. With your mother.What? Just me?Ok, then, how about a Scooby Snack?By crazebake cakes and cupcakesThat is fondant-free, my friends!...

{Welcome back to your favourite prime-time brine crime drama- "Crab Cakes: Ocean Justice!" Before the commercial break, Crabtown was faced with its most terrifying nightmare yet: Someone drank all the coffee! But something more frightening is just around the corner...}"Help!...

Birthdays and weddings? Pshaw. That's nothing. How about......celebrating your favorite fashion fetish?And I love cake! We should be friends. No, you can't borrow my yellow boots. Yes, I know they're awesome. No, sorry, you can't "just hold one for a minute." Hey, what are you...are...