Wreckies Of The Month

It's been far too long since I featured you, my faithful henchpersons! So, without further ado, here are the Wreckies among you who've succeeded in making me smile this past month.As always, the Naked Mohawk Baby Carrot Jockeys continue to dominate. Here Angela M's sister made her...

Why On Earth Did You Buy THAT?

Oh.Well, ok, then.Seriously, I think I've just found my new favorite Wreckerator here. Way to work to your product's strengths, my friend! In fact, if you need any more ideas, I have a few suggestions:"It beats jello""95% of diets fail anyway""Cheaper than therapy""It was this or...

It's Always the Quiet Ones

Let's say, hypothetically speaking, that you turned in some important paperwork to your boss or teacher, and on that paperwork you had doodled pictures of yourself wearing either a halo or devil horns, and a clown floating in the clouds above you, looking on.Do you suppose your boss/teacher...

Name That Wreck!

I grew up with friends named Shannyn, Jesica, Jaison, and Aiyrunn, so I'm used to spelling names all "modern" and "stupid-like." Still, this is getting ridiculous.Maybe it's Russian?Well, at least they spelled "Birlhday" right.We really hope Uncle Boon likes his cake; it...

The Rainbow Connection

Whoa, that's a full rainbow!All the way...Double rainbow! Oh my gosh...It's a double rainbow all the way...So intense!Whoah, whoah oh my gosh oh my gosh...WOOO!! YEAH!!!It's starting to look like a TRIPLE rainbow!Ohhh YEEEAH!!!It's full on: double rainbow across the sky![sobbing]It's...

Conventional Wisdom

It's possible that I just spent the last four days relentlessly Twitter-stalking everyone at San Diego Comic Con. Possible. You can't prove it. What do you mean, when did I shower last? I'm going for an authentic experience here! Gimmie back my Funyuns.Anyway, coming down off a convention...

Sunday Sweets: Comic Con Relief

As you may know, the San Diego Comic Con has been taking over the interwebs this weekend with its superhero spandex and glorious geekery. Now, John and I are not at Comic Con, but in its honor, here are some Sweets to help you get your geek on.Submitted by Christine C., & made...

Possibly the Most Depressing Cake I Have Ever Seen

Ah, birthdays: A time of celebration, friends, cake, and, of course......dying animals.Notice how, even if the elephant were able to escape the tar pit/Swamps of Sadness, there's a lion coming over to finish him off. See, that kind of thing sends a message. A message that says,A)...

Wrecky Roughage

According to this survey I'm about to make up, 74% of us don't get enough fiber in our diets. Unless you're British. In which case you don't get enough fibre. And you spell things wrong.Fortunately, the bakeries of the world are here to help.I think we'll call this Faeber.I DO...