The Bakings of a Memorable Memorial Day

Today we honor the memory of our nation's heroes.It's a day of gratitude.Of dignity.And, you know, stuff like this:"Hon hon hon! I em zee embodiment of 'deegnitee!' Wee wee!"*And speaking of wee wee...I'm not really sure what this is, but the shape kind of rings a bell.(I'm thinking...Arby's?)And...