professional cakes - cakes wrecks

Today we honor the memory of our nation's heroes.It's a day of gratitude.Of dignity.And, you know, stuff like this:"Hon hon hon! I em zee embodiment of 'deegnitee!' Wee wee!"*And speaking of wee wee...I'm not really sure what this is, but the shape kind of rings a bell.(I'm thinking...Arby's?)And...

Ok, so a few weeks ago when I said I found purse and shoe cakes a little boring, what I *meant* was I'd only find them boring until enough of you wrote in demanding that I feature purse and shoe cakes. Um. Yeah. That's it. ;)So, by popular demand, here's the best of the best...

Since Monday is Memorial Day, I thought you guys might appreciate a few food tips before your weekend get-togethers kick off.Tip #1: So long as you have beer and bacon, all of your male friends will be happy.Which is why I, as a girl, think it would be hilarious if you substituted...

As you are no doubt aware, today is National Hamburger Day. It's a day of celebration. Of history. Of patriotism. And, of course, of ridiculous amounts of icing smooshed between two cake layers.Mmmm. Lovely.That's not to say all hamburger cakes are bad, of course. Sometimes, a...

I think the reason I love graduation wreckage so much is all that rich, fortified irony.C'mon. It doesn't get a whole lot better than this.As we all know, it's usually the "congratulations" that gets wrecked. Still, there are plenty of other options if a Wreckerator wants to mix...

We all know Wreckerators have trouble with the English and the spelling and whatnot.(I don't know why they have trouble with the English, but they do.)Well, turns out they aren't so great with numbers, either.See? I tried to tell you cupcake cakes (patooie!) are all backwards."You're...

Ok, enough misspellings.Let's see what happens when Wreckerators unleash their artistic sides.A road sign being licked by a yellow frog?Nope.A graduation cap.Really.Yeah, and John says *I* don't keep things in perspective.(And don't think we don't see that "class" screw-up, Mr....